PANTS' New Lease On Life

By Geoff "Gunk" Peterson | January 1, 2026

PANTS News is coming to Los Santos with a small team and big dreams. The public access network says it will cover real stories and is also looking to hire new staff.

Public Access News Finally Down in Los Santos

After nearly a year of being spread across the country, separated, PANTS (Pubic Ascess News Team Squad) is making its official arrival in Los Santos. The team says the move marks a "new chapter" for public access news, even if no one is fully sure what this chapter is about yet.

Fronting the operation is reporter Geoff "Gunk" Peterson, who claims PANTS exists to "say what other news won't" and inspires others as the ONLY news reporter with brittle bones disease.

Running things from behind the scenes is producer Oakley Doakes, who describes PANTS as "loosly structured but passion driven." Doakes is responsible for planning coverage, scheduling shoots, and reminding everyone where they parked the van.

PANTS says its coverage will focus on the everyday chaos of Los Santos, including protests, animal crulety, exposing leadership, and things that just "feel like news." The organization insits it has no adgenda, only the truth.

In addition to launching in the city, PANTS will be holding interviews for new staff in the near future. Roles are expected to include reporters, camera operators, producers, and anyone willing to help carry equipment. Prior experience is optional, but drive to spread the truth is mandatory.

As major networks continue to polish their stories, PANTS promises to keep things real and raw. This marks the rebirth of public access journalism in Los Santos.